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noun; a incredibly sheepish person of lower, yet significant authority that has no ability to think for themselves and simply follows orders from those above him/ her. They lack any type of conscience, heart, or initiative of their own and are never self-accountable for their actions. Due to this and their often common "brown nosing", they are often favored by the wicked, are hardly ever in trouble, and often evade punishment for any unjust actions they make.
"Hey, our sales have fallen dramatically since our competition introduced that new laptop."
"Damn, aiite let's create some fake invoices and fudge our sales numbers"
"Nah dude, that's wrong. I ain't no William Calley."
Jacob Williams is a urban myth created in the early 2000's, England. The myth is about a white boy with an afro, it is said that if you ever took his hood off and saw his afro, he would take you to a pub where his uncle lives and keep you there prisoner until you pass out, this is when he would touch you. He is said to have his hood up even on the hottest days.
John 1 : "I took off some white guys hood with an afro"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"
Andrew uses his charm to fuck guys and eat big black pretzels with ketchup on them. Hes extremely racist but he fucks colored people. He co found the Ku Klux Klan in 1865 and founded lgbtq rights... he is definitely going to hell.
Damn that nigga is a andrew david william librizzi! Why does he fuck so many guys!!
Lily Williams is an individual. She is surrounded by 5/6 friends but has one really close friend who she probably lives super close to. She has a signature scent of vanilla and has the most beautiful freckles placed evenly on her cheeks. She’s the type of girl that wears her red heat damaged hair half up half down every day. You wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of her as she can be very intimidating. Lily Williams are beautiful yet they can be snarky and charged.
Lily Williams told me to f…. Off
Oh cute
the silly nick name for our silly little guy will wood :3
person A: have you heard of Will Wood?
Person B: YOU meAN WILLIAM WOODIAM< YOU FAKE ASS FAN