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the absolute cheese

Used to express how good something is, how dumb someone is, how awesome a thing is ... etc ... it's great to describe almost anything actually!

1. No school today? That is the absolute cheese! - Lisa
2. OMG Bush, you are an absolute cheese - Dave
3. That has *got to be* the absolute cheese! - Pip

by Lii August 17, 2005

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Cheese-Whistle

Cheese-Whistle: noun.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.

A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.

*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.

The traffic signal has changed to green, you stupid cheese-whistle, you!

by Max Raincloud May 17, 2011

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Ock Cheese

Adj. Used to describe someone or something you believe to be ugly, deranged, or out of the ordinary.

Did you see that ugly bitch? She was so ock cheese!

This game sucks, it's fucking ock cheese.

by Psychobootman July 12, 2009

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substitute cheese

Something that McDonald's puts on their hamburgers instead of real cheese. Is made out of palm oil and does not really has a flavor but melts very well and is very, very cheap.

Customer; "I would like a nice juicy McHamburger with Cheddar cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"

by Ronald Mac Donald September 2, 2008

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Cheese Pouch

A Cheese pouch is found on some women, it refers to a bulge over the pubic area but not quite a GUNT since it does not encompass the Gut area, a cheese pouch should be soft to the touch and slightly gelatinous, giving the effect of melted cheese in a bag.

"I was boning this bitch froggystyle but when i flipped her around all i could look at was her cheese pouch!"

"Aw bro, sick, you can make poutine with that cheese pouch"

by ndgsmpepe August 6, 2009

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wine-and-cheese

The act of drinking wine and eating cheese together.

See netflix-and-chill

We about to wine-and-cheese the fuck out.

by Sir-sonsa-lot March 30, 2019

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butt cheese

When so much shit accumulates in your ass crack that it forms a dairy product, also known as cheese.

It was clear who was the Dairy Queen. It was so hot and cheesey down there, he burnt his lip on the butt cheese

by lee September 2, 2004

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