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Cheese Cancer

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.

Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.

by 2dr June 10, 2009


Cheese Sleeve

A cheese sleeve is an uncircumcised penis that is unkept and has collected a dick cheese in its weird casing. Sometimes if cheesey enough. It will ceep out the top.

I went to go down on Matt to discover he was sporting a putrid cheese sleeve.

by Slippery Richard November 08, 2010


Cheese Boi

A cheeky cheese filled boi or a person of low intelligence

Charles: I wasn't using my brain so my dumb side came out
Moo Moo: Charles you Cheese Boi

by DogBoiLovesCheese October 15, 2017


cheese in hand

A cheese snack placed in the palm of the hand

"Man I'm hungry I could do with some cheese in hand"

by Thomas David Waddicar April 28, 2008


wrist cheese

The detritus that accumulates in Animal (or similiar) watch straps, after they have been worn for a good few months in the summer.

Jeezus! Look at all the wrist cheese on your watch strap you dirty bugger.

by Tom_ArtOSorse February 23, 2004


wine-and-cheese

The act of drinking wine and eating cheese together.

See netflix-and-chill

We about to wine-and-cheese the fuck out.

by Sir-sonsa-lot March 30, 2019


butt cheese

When so much shit accumulates in your ass crack that it forms a dairy product, also known as cheese.

It was clear who was the Dairy Queen. It was so hot and cheesey down there, he burnt his lip on the butt cheese

by lee September 02, 2004