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Having intercourse with someone within 48 hours of meeting them.
She gave him the French thank you this weekend
mad you so mad you went red and looked like you had hives or a rash on your face and neck
did your new phone crap out, must have totally hived you up
No need to get all hived up, it was an accident.
oops I hope I don't accidentally click "submit"
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A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?
A definite translation from chinese which is "Go fill more gas in your car".
Goh Jia You is a perfect person to be alive on this very planet earth. A person who always gather plans and is the only person who ditches every time in the group every outing. Goh pulls off tons of excuses when it comes to ditching plans especially during the very last minutes, (ex: I slept late, It's my brother's fault for not waking me up. etc.). Goh also tends say things like he would actually want to join an activity and at the same time also saying that, words are just words. In conclusion, Goh is an asshole.
My name is Goh Jia You and if caleb no go i no go.
Hi my name is Goh Jia You, my nickname is Ah LAI.
more than infinitely
“i love you infinitely “
“i love you infinitelyist”