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(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.
OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!
Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment
e.i. public displays of affection
Person 1: *making out with his girl*
Person 2: "Bruh, stop shitting in the town square"
Response given to someone that tells a bold faced lie
Mitt Romney said "Capital gains is only taxed at 14% because it has already been taxed at the corporate level".
Joe Biden sported his shit eatin grin and said "Yea, and you shit and fell back in it." Bain Capital does not file as a corporation, they file as a partnership, so their retained earnings are divided between the partners.
When you shit into a shower drain because you don't want to get out of the shower
Roommate: bro, It smells like someone took a crap in the shower
You: yeah, I took a shower shit
House chores and that kinda shitb
I'm tired of my husband asking me to do jack shit when I was pregnant
Means your ass at a game or have no skill in a particular subject.
I have not gotten a kill this game because I’m shit on a wheel