you look like breasts

When a man thinks you look like breasts so he texts you that you look like breasts. (No real explanation found)

Wow Hailey, you look like breasts. (Instagram dm)

You look like breasts; a common saying. HAHZJSKSKKSKZNS

Do you know what?

Legend has it he still does not know what

I don't know why they wont let me change the plan. *long pause* Do you know what?

I named you

When you own someone so hard you put your branding on it.

I named you son.