The inverse of "trust your judgement"; to consider someone's trust mislaid
You're going back to your ex? I gotta judge your trustment there."
1. An insult to someone who keeps telling people to do something they don't need to do.
2. A treatment for Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.
"Jesus, your obsession with leaving the windows open makes me think its time to treat your OCD."
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
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A term describing the action of having sex with a ginger haired person.
Knobbing your ginger is often used to describe the action of have sex with a person who has red hair
"Have you knobbed Larry yet?"
Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.
I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.
Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
Don’t get involved in other peoples’ drama.
Person A: “Gary and Melissa have been fighting all day!”
Person B: “Don’t stick your spoon in it!”