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Worthless piece of shit

A worthless piece of shit is somebody who holds the lowest rank you can get in society and has as much worth as a squashed dog shit.

George spat in the children’s food, what a worthless piece of shit.

by Assy74783 April 5, 2024


shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.

Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.

by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. March 3, 2012


shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed

I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022


shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed

Man i shit a concrete turd but it left shit shards in my ass for later

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022


trick shit

A trick shit is a shit dumped on a table (or other suitable location), which seems unlikely or impossible or requires significant skill. Like trick shots in billiards but with poop.

We were without a billiards table for the weekend so we entertained ourselves by taking trick shit dumps off the local fire tower and trying to hit targets below.

by HamboneFakenamington11 January 14, 2024


Digging up old shit

What stubborn assholes do

“Dude brittney is such a bitch she was digging up old shit from 2014

by Jamie Williams August 2, 2022


Bat The Shit

Meaning to sit in one spot with other people and have a very long conversation about dumb shit

"Me and my dad sat on the porch and bat the shit all afternoon."

by Francois Van Horn May 15, 2021