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When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.
Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.
Because your mom wasn't on birth control and your dad couldn’t afford any condoms.sorry to say but you r adopted
Chad: why was you born?
Brad: because my parents went to sex ed.
You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted
Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education
basically telling you to shut up or they will thrust their dick in ur mouth to make you shut up.
Gf: This is why I'm better than you in Poppy Playtime!
Bf: I was lagging, plus, I wasn't even trying.
Gf: Yeah, Yeah. You sure about that?
Bf: Shut up before I make you.
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Person 1: did you every saw a so fast dog?
Person 2: wut
“You swan, he frog” is a comment left on a blogger’s post about having to say goodbye to her boyfriend on a Chinese social media site. The white blogger, who goes by YouKris, left a tearful photo on the platform and Chinese users rushed to offer words of comfort, make jokes, or trash her boyfriend’s looks.
“you pretty, he ugly, you swan, he frog!” one commenter wrote.
-He cheated on me, and I'm heartbroken.
-Snap out of it. You swan, he frog.
Another way of saying, "I'm picking up what you're putting down"
Someone says "do you know what I mean?" And you respond "yes, I'm sniffing what you are passing"