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Shit and fell back in it

Response given to someone that tells a bold faced lie

Mitt Romney said "Capital gains is only taxed at 14% because it has already been taxed at the corporate level".

Joe Biden sported his shit eatin grin and said "Yea, and you shit and fell back in it." Bain Capital does not file as a corporation, they file as a partnership, so their retained earnings are divided between the partners.

by Magaletso October 18, 2012


Shower shit

When you shit into a shower drain because you don't want to get out of the shower

Roommate: bro, It smells like someone took a crap in the shower

You: yeah, I took a shower shit

by Shmeebledorf November 24, 2019


Do jack shit

House chores and that kinda shitb

I'm tired of my husband asking me to do jack shit when I was pregnant

by Avril1989 June 20, 2018


shit esteem

Diarrhea

Me: you need to get that shit esteem outta your ass

by Zekuro December 25, 2021


shit on a wheel

Means your ass at a game or have no skill in a particular subject.

I have not gotten a kill this game because I’m shit on a wheel

by Ryanthecheese September 27, 2017


Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.

Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.

by Arakdiel April 28, 2023


On Some Daddy shit

Overall daddy shit, alpha mannerisms, gigachad energy

"ay bro thanks for paying for my food and taking me out to eat. You on some daddy shit"
"you got a big ass head!!, On some daddy shit" -Bryan Solano

by Kyro564 August 06, 2022