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Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
"Get your ten" means "get your number" in slang, usually used for people with ten digit numbers in the U.S.
"Ayo lemme get your ten?"
-"yea sure my number is.. (insert number)
If you are reading this your gay as fuck
You looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq and you saw this word lit up in blue.
Person 1: hey dude habe you looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq?
Person2: yeah, and I saw BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS was lit up.
To whip out an erect / semi-erect uncircumcised penis & retract
"skin your root, darlin' my twitchette is purging like a sulk crab, in July, bc i want that throbbing cock"
used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
It means to silence or shut up-
Oi Tuck in your lip i have had enough of your crap