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In the context of an instagram comment on a post with low effort makeup means "haha you think you're sneaky wearing makeup"
not to be confused with "Wow your eyeliner is flawless" or "please teach me your ways oh goddess"
*posts selfie on instagram wearing only mascara*
Jessica who does not wear makeup: your so good at makeup!
What she means: I don't wear makeup and Im better than you
it’s september 7th. go tell ur friends ur least favorite things about them. be as bitchy as possible.
bro it’s september 7th! that means it’s be a bitch to your friends day. ur fucking ugly man!
that's your bitch that you care and have deep feelings for.
Bruh you've been texting her for 2 weeks straight? Thats your jawn
To do something, just go for it
“I want to dye my hair”
“Just wet your pants girl!”
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today u are allowed to get back with your ex no matter what
Boy:Hey it’s get with your ex day
Girl:Oh ok!
Him: W-What happened??
Me: Shot your grandma hahaha
Him: *kills self*
when your penis is erect and in your mom
1. that penis in your mom and cums in her