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It kinda like an oxymoron. It’s when a guy that likes you and a girl that likes you. When the guy says something sweet, cute, kind, or nice. And you are blushing and smiling. The girl would say I hate you. Because you know you can’t have the guy. Because he may be dating someone.
:what’s you middle name
:Elaine
: that’s pretty
:thanks, I hate you
You are ironic. Why are you ironic ? Because you are
What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.
"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"
when you buy a mug in urbandictionary.com
Wow! Look at that! You bought an urbandictionary.com mug!
When someone is acting like a dog and a jew at the same time
il like her pussy for some coins.
You look like ScoobyJew
Are you daft? I think there’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.
What you ask when you see a girl with a fine ass. Referring to eating her out.
Tyler: "Yo, check her out. 12 o' clock. Would you dine?
Stevie: "Hell yeah bro"