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It is april 12. Show me your cock day
12 of april is show me your cock day
(English, verb) - A sardonically sarcastic verb towards landlords - often times the well off individuals that own public housing such as apartment buildings and townhouses as financial and profit-accruing assets in places they do not reside in - and a verb indicating solitude and sometimes disgust towards their tenants that are being increasingly exploited by the housing market, through means of forcing them to pay more to stay in the areas they live in.
During the heated debate about rising rents in the city, Sarah couldn't help but retort using an egregiously sardonic comment, telling those to "tip your landlord", indicating that landlords often care more about their profits more than the well-being of their tenants, and that those who live under them should keep giving more to force them to suffer under their own irresponsible decision making.
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Your red is a person who you became close with in a short amount of time then suddenly realized they might be crazy as hell, but you’re already stuck with them so you just accept that you have a crazy ass friend now
Whose your red? John is my red he might mess around and off me but I love em.
How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Basically absolutely covering one’s back in cum
Me: I’m gonna dump on your back
Them: oh no
I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...
(Verb) A synonym for jacking off due to the hand motion commonly used to reach a step goal on your Fitbit
Synonyms) Code 3, Jacking off
I can’t go out tonight, I’m grounded after my mom caught me Cheating your Fitbit