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Fart - warning of the oncoming poop. Not a definite indicator of the arrival time, but a warning that it is approaching. Similar to a tornado siren. Innocent bystanders should be evacuated.
Fart "The Poo Siren has sounded, I think it is time we finish up this bike ride here soon. I can't be 100% sure, but this one could knock down a small town."
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1, To finger ones ass while masturbating 2, To defecate in ones hand, and then use that hand to masturbate
Damn, i heard that Michael loves to get into the poo masties after listening to Elton John
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A clever combination of the two words (a portmanteau if you will, of) "poop" and "vagina"; It describes someone known as a poop-vagina, which is basically, for lack of a better word, a girl who fucked a guy who fucked another guy's butt.
The word describes the transitivity of the poop from the person who "took it" through the medium, who we will call an Adam, to the girl who received the "poopy wiener."
Bill: Hey did you hear Jessica was a poo-gi?
Ted: A what?
Bill: You know, ever since she fucked Adam, she's been a poo-gi.
Ted: WHAT?!
Bill: Man, don't you ever read urban dictionary? You piss me the fuck off. This friendship is over.
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The feeling you get when you haven't wiped properly after expelling faeces.
There are 2 main causes:
1. The article was passed in a semi liquid state potentially due to spicy food consumed previously.
2. You wiped prematurely smudging the stool into a cake and in the clean up process made your ass bleed by wiping to hard.
Someone with poo burn can commonly be identified due to the awkward way they are sitting, spreading their crack and rubbing it down the edge of the seat to gain relief and simultaneously shit stain their own undergarments.
Steve: "Man, I wiped early while taking a shit, It was everywhere and I didn't get it all out. I even made myself bleed, now I've got real bad Poo Burn "
Dave: "Dude, stop rubbing your fucking ass down the seat"
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The act in of getting off while shampooing someone elses hair. a very clean fetish.
"we just kept it clean last night and stuck to a little sham-pooing"
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