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Worst guild in world of warcraft, period.
Guy 1: I have to commit suicide, I'm sorry Mom.
Mom 1: Honey why?!
Guy 1: I got kicked out of N E M E S I S...
Mom 1: OMFG!! You suck!! GTFO!!
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An overrated value of denouncing all sorts of economical, political, cultural, familial, psychological, spiritual and emotional bounds, which once -if ever- achieved leaves one with immense anguish due to the unbearable burden of taking responsibility for certain choices and simultaneously excluding endless others and giving up the sweet warmth of being able to blame others. Such desperation leads one to reconsider the value of freedom and makes one often wish that ones freedom is quickly taken back in order for one to regain a sense of identity and blissfully start blaming others again.
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The peaceful sense of fulfilment achieved by a spiritual being who has completed the process of growth, by successfully taking responsibility for his/her choices, feels content with his/her life's work and relational evolution and is ready to move on from life.
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You have the F r e e d o m to do whatever you want, (as long as it is what I want).
adult child: o.k. (as long as I can blame you for the rest of my life).
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I am not hoping for anything,
I am not afraid of anything,
I have F r e e d o m!
Nikos Kazantzakis
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A red warning light triggered by a mom or dad in the area. The triple alarm that goes off mentally when a parent is nearby and trouble may start.
Parent: "Hey! What's with the locked door?"
You: "Just a minute!!"
Friend: "Triple Red Alarm Code M/D! We have an incoming Mom/Dad!"
You: "Hit the power switch!"
Friend: "Got it! Ok, act calm."
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- Dont blame your misery on someone else.
You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"
"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
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A phrase used to tell someone to behave themselves, not be messy, not ruin the fun, etc.
The original phrase is from Ru Paul’s drag race UK season 2 where Joe black, in response to the judge’s critique of her outfit, jokingly says “it’s H&M” to which Ru later responds with “I dont wanna see any fucking H&M”
Girl one: “So Cassidy is already drunk crying again, she’s kinda ruining our night out”
Girl two: “omfg I told her before we left that I dont wanna see any fucking H&M”
He is very sexy boy.He has a big dick and sexy eyes.He always fucks mums.Especially tsoulfas mum's
Malaka mhn gamas allo thn mana m
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