august 2

National Trumpets suck day

Anon: Bro its August 2nd, its national Trumpets Suck Day!
Aron: Bro no way!

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October 2

National ex sex day

Today’s the day you hook up with an ex

It’s October 2 and there’s your ex!

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#1 or #2

#1 or #2 -Usually younger ones say #1 or #2 as an alternative for pee and poop. #1 is pee and #2 is poop. This is how the little ones communicate with their parents what they have to do in the bathroom.

Mother: "Do you have to go #1 or #2?"
Child: "#2!"

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Halo 2

a great game that was delayed for 30 years that fanboys went crazy over

In 2001....

HaloObsessive94: HEY, HALO IS, LYKE, THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LIKE, OMG< OMG< OMG< OMF<
UnknownSanity42: Just shut up, man.

Thirty years later....

Halo2Obsessive94: HEY PEDRO!
UnknownSanity42: PISS OFF.
Halo2Obsessive94: lyke, hav u plaid it
UnknownSanity42: Yes, I think it is a grat game.
Halo2Obsessive94: OMG, IT IS THE BEST GAM EVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVER
Halo2Obsessive94 has signed off.

Blocked.

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Halo 2

An overhyped title that ended up on the used games shelf faster than a mcdonalds hamburger going stale. Managed to get kudos for cinematics, dual wielded weapons, and increased multiplayer action. Nothing memorable. If you payed full price you got juked.

Jack: Let's play Halo 2!!
Mike: OK!!
(8 hours later)
Jack: Wow, finished.
Mike: Let's trade it in for UT3
Jack: Sounds Great.

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Halo 2

You fucking geek cunts

Just type in "Halo 2" in the search bar on this website.

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u-2

Dublin rock band, uber huge mega stars that are gonna rule the world. They did the live 8 concert.

U-2 is that whitey band from Ireland, that sang "Beautiful Day."

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