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when a guy has a really tiny dick
"so i pulled down his pants and all i saw were balls, damn he really had half a tic tac"
Your god.
Half-life 2 is your god, why the hell would you need any more of an example than that, you idiot?
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Pick one, because both reflect Half-Life 2:
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The most (linear)(scripted)(amazing) game ever.
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"Wait... who STACKED all these boards here so perfectly so I could pass through?"
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1. Crazy; mentally ill; insane.
2. Really stupid.
1. You hear what Joe did? He choked his girlfriend with her own tampon! That kid is half-past seven!
2. You beat me, one-on-one? Shit, you must be half-past seven!
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When you insert your penis between a girl's boob and where her arm is. Armpit fuck sounds nasty, but half titty fuck is hot.
Yesterday, Lewis half titty fucked Jayna, and she let him cum on her face. Today, he half titty fucked Kristin, but she TOLD HIM HAD TO CUM in the waste basket!
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1)writer of a book that harry potter uses to do well in his potions class. the half blood prince wrote the book in his youth at hogwarts, and is actually snape.
2)title of the long awaited 6th harry potter book by j.k rowling, released on the 16th of july 2005.
1) "dude, who knew snape was the half blood prince eh?"
2) "omg half blood prince is out in 3 days!"
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When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.
j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!
Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.
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