Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.
The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.
Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.
It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.
Listening to jazz whilst ejaculating.
"Aye lad, Tonight i might just (Jazz and jizz)"
The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant
Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*
When your vibrator short circuits but you still orgasm
(Electrocution noises) from electric jizz
wanking someone off whilst they have a seizure or whilst being electrocuted
hey i heard milo T got given an electric jizz
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