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A store that all the trend followers that don't have the balls to be different shop at. Their main clothing topic is clothing that is pre-worn out, pre-ripped, pre-stained, etc...
Basically, a bunch of spoiled rich queers pay extra to look poor
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Clothes that you could make for the same quality for about two dollars, only not many people have the will.
But then, it wouldn't be ethical, would it?
American Apparel is now mainstream, and believe you me, you were never the 'one who totally started this whole fad'. Middle school kids now wear it to think they're the shit. Don't be fooled, they're not in it for the fact it's ethically made in the Us where people are being paid fair wages, decent hours or health benefits. They just like 'cause it looks pretty.
Example 1:
Girl: Fuck, this is two pieces of fabric surged together with a hole in the top, for thirty-three-fucking-dollars
Guy: At least it wasn't made my bleeding children's hands?
Example 2:
11 year old: Isn't my new American Apparel hoodie deck? LOL, I totally picked that up from some weird guy off the street!
12 year old girl: Are you sure he wasn't like... homeless or something. My daddy told me not to leave the house without pepper spray and my chastity belt...
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A word that defines a set of things as the best (that means worst) that America has to offer. Anything with this label on it is well avoided.
Usually "all-american girls" are blonde dumbfucks. See slut
"All-american (fake) football teams" are usually the best at playing the lame, homosexual, "lets wear lycra and touch our balls" game. See fake football.
Congratulations, sir. You've won a set of five cars.
HOLY SHIT! They're all-american! Corvettes, mustangs, pintiac gto, trans(exual)ams! THIS IS TRULY HELL!
*sells the cars and buys a mercedes, a vintage rolls, a Jag, a classic aston and a chocolate factory*
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Something put out for the sole purpose of making new Family Guy episodes seem funnier by comparison.
"This sucks, its just a crappy rip off. Family Guy is so much better!"
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Proof of Seth MacFarlane's less funny, less creative side
American Dad is a lame attempt of a spin off of Family Guy.
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Food that is not made of cats or dogs. Food that does not go through your system in 15 minutes.
wordChinese food/word? Cats. wordMexican food/word? Dogs. Gimme a good old hamburger or hot dog over that other wordshit/word.
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