Asian Pinball

Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.

I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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asian typewriter

Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.

Damn that sex was good last night.
Ya
You're such a fucking asian typewriter

Coh-hen Lee Asian detective

Responsible but not mentally active.

Person one "Hey, have you seen Coh-hen Lee Asian Detective."
Person two "Yea is he the one that is responsible but not mentally active?"

Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.

"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

Asian Grind

No need for mommy to remind you work hard and keep up when you have been on the A.G.

Step 1: No Phone
Step 2: Get yo math toolbox and study 24 7
Step 3: Only free time you get is on bedtime
Step 4: If you aint get no A's on math you doin it wrong

HERRO Ling Ling STUDY FOR MATH QUEEZ RA NOUW!
Mimi do not disturb, busy doing cacoolashons. On ze Asian Grind , no disrakshon mimi

bleach an Asian

When a white person has sexual relations with a person of Asian decent

"dude my biggest fantasy is to bleach an Asian"

"Yeah man you should it's absolutely incredible"