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THE DAY THE SEXIEST MOST FIT, AMAZING, HOT AND FUNNY MAN WAS BORN. Like dear god he's really hot but also cute, he's the full package, even likes anime.
August 19th
Him: "It's my birthday"
Her: "Yeah I know, that why your so sexy"
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august 19th is a good day
hey olivia
august 19th is a good day
hey olivia
The realist bitches were born on this day. You see them make sure to give them all you're money... they've earned it!
Stacy: It's my birthday today! (August 19th)
Willy: OMG ILL GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
National tell you friends to stop sending Minecraft parkour videos, because they’re cringe
Friend 1: sends a cringe Minecraft parkour video and pretends to take it seriously
Friend 2:stop it get some help find some better jokes to make, remember it’s august 12th
Person 1: “Hey it’s august 12th”
Person 2: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and make out with a hot French guy”
August 12th is national vodka day.
Person 1: “it’s august 12th”
Person 2; “omg I almost forgot!”
Person 1: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and go make out with a hot dude from France in a club”
Person 2: “Yassss”