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A catholic girl that blows you on the first date and takes off without ever being seen again.
"The bandit stikes again," Brett said with a smile on his face.
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A blow job that was not purposely given. The giver usually recognizes this either mid-blow or in the morning after and wonders what they were thinking giving this guy a blow job. The giver either has no interest in the reciever or actually can't stand the reciever, but somehow end up giving them a bj anyway. This normally occurs after a long night of drinking.
Ashley woke up in the morning and felt someone trying to cuddle with her. She realized then the night before she must have tripped and given him an accidental blow job.
Watch out for those trip wires, you might end up giving an accidental blow job.
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When a male receives a blow job from a partner but does not return the favor
James received a Christmas blow job from Claire. Instead of going down on her he went straight to sleep.
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A girl who got cum stuck in her windpipe while giving head.
Sure was a shame about blow job betty.
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Lubricating ones finger in a vagina, then sticking it in someone’s ear like a Wet Willy, the key being to get a good seal, so when the finger comes out it makes a popping sound.
I gave her the sticky blow pop last night
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When a woman has her hair wrapped up in a pony tail, flipped up on top.
Boyfriend: “I always like your hair the way you have it all wrapped up on top and in the back.”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”
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Originated from the state of New Jersey often worn by club going males. Consists of of extreme fade from bald on sides to 3 inches of lenth on top. Often accompanied by ICE PICKS, extreme fake tan, Armani exchange shirts, and sunglasses indoors. Hair is usually dripping with over abundance of hair gel. Most Blow Up Cuts roam the streets of New Jersey.
DAMN Fabrizio!! Your Blow Up Cut is Crazy tonight!
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