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Originally, this expression was meant to denote one figuratively brandishing their genitalia in an effort to convey their excitement. Paradoxically, the genesis of this expression was almost responsible for the demise of it. "Get your burger out" was an abysmal and awkward failure at launch, partly because it's kind of not that funny but mostly because it was tyrannically thrusted upon the public lexicon. Furthermore, one could hardly ignore the contrivance of how forced this expression was when it was supposed to define a bit of spontaneity.
Peter: "Just scored some tickets to the all cat opera! Get your burger out!"
Amanda: "What do hamburgers have to do with anything?"
Breaded, crispy white meat chicken perfect for eating the best meal you've had in your life
I love burger king chicken fries.
When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.
A special Christmas burger that's served with bell pepper
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jingle Bell Pepper Burger, you should try it!"
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A burger that comes with collard greens
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Ring Around the Collard Burger, you should try it!"
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An unusual burger that comes with bruschetta... or something.
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Little Red Bruschett-a Burger, you should try it!"
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A fetish where you are attracted to feet, but only feet that are in a plastic bin of lettuce.
Did you know Mike had a Burger King Foot Fetish?
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