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dirty virgin

A girl who is both a virgin and a slut. Blows and jacks off every guy in the senior class but still has a hymen tight enough to bounce a quarter off.

Mary is a dirty virgin because she has blown and jacked off every guy in the senior class but still has a hymen tight enough to bounce a quarter off.

by Dick Dickerdad December 11, 2010

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


dirty alessia

the act of queefing in a guys mouth while face-sitting and then telling him it was your p*ssy thanking him for his service.

She pulled a dirty alessia on me today and i said β€œyou’re welcome master.”

by queenb*tch April 16, 2020

20πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


dirty tomas

when the male positions him self under the female n sticks his hand up the vagina n comes out the other end(bunhole)

i heard bob gave his wife the ol' dirty tomas

by tomasy February 28, 2009

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Penguin

the waddle a person does from the one room to another after realizing that there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.

β€œDude, I had to dirty penguin all over the house to find something to wipe with!”

by benboozle January 18, 2013

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Valdez

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.

Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...

by The Clipper May 29, 2008

20πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Bulldozer

When a girl is on her back and you are done blowing a load on her, you climb off and drag your asshole across her nose.

After I squirted in her eye, I gave her a dirty bulldozer!

by A.M. MagicMan April 30, 2008

19πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Undies

Noun, plural. Undergraduate students at a college or university.

The frat-house dirty undies are typically the loudest and stinkiest lot on any college campus.

by William Dean A. Garner April 25, 2011

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž