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a great and funny guy hes really athletic and has a nice personality really tall smart and kind really weird in a good way has lots of friends will beat you up if you mess with them fast runner has a nice body has good clothes
did you look at dylans clthes he looks so fly today.
a dude with a very small penis and is very gay
me:do you want to have sex
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)
Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.
Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.
Dylan’s are typically great guys who definitely pack some extra hog. They’re funny and make for great company, but sometimes they’re stubborn and golf shitty courses 100s of miles from anything convenient. They’re also pretty bad at knockout city but with a little more practice they’ll one day be as good as people named Jake.
If you want to golf a shit course, call Dylan.
A real gay faggot, that eats every dick he can.
Person 1: Dude want to have gay sex
Person 2:Your such a Dylan
A midget with brown hair and a HUGE COCK he would usually play minecraft and is the leader of his group
Dylan is playing minecraft again
I really need to Dylan right now
My dog takes the biggest Dylan, you wouldn’t believe it
I really hate when she Dylans all over the place