go lay an egg

Go fuck yourself!!!

Dottie: Keith get your shit together!
Keith: Oh Dottie, go lay an egg!

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Egg Plant Turd

A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.

Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.

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egg world record

This is a instgram post where they want to reach over 18 million likes

Do you think the egg world record will be the most liked post on insta

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bacon and eggs

same as above

shiggly shiggly bacon and eggs

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cadbury creme egg

Is a sexual act requiring two people. one cock and one anus. the anus needs to be on the verge of taking a shit. The one with the cock then spits a thick mucus filled loogie onto the anus and pushes it in with their cock, then rapidly ejaculating. The anus party then pushes out the now enveloped loogie/ semen mixture, which is presumably completely encased in shit. This shit egg can then be hidden in the yard by someone in an easter bunny suit.

The night before easter I gave my girlfriend a cadbury creme egg, I then grabbed it and hid it along with other dyed eggs and candy. unfortunately her niece found it and put it in her easter basket.

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Egg Harbor Township

Suburb in south jersey. Where mostly Atlantic City, Margate, Mays landing, Brigantine, and Ventnor move to because they want to live in a better house. There's really nothing to do in EHT. Its wack as hell

Brian: Yo come to my crib today
Chris: Where you live at?
Brian: Egg Harbor Township
Chris: Nigga EHT wack as hell. Why dont you come to the city?
Brian: Aight ma nigga

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Egg on your face

Meaning - To be embarrassed.
Origin - Yellow egg shows up vividly well on your face if you don't wipe your mouth after eating, and, unless you're really thick-skinned, that's embarrassing.

Stan had egg on his face after saying he could easily do fifty push-ups, and then giving up after doing just twenty.

Make sure you have your story straight - go public without the facts and you will have egg on your face.

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