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The best and only place you should be checking your weather.
Me: The fucking weather told me it is fucking cold and to put on some socks so that is what I am going to do.
Some Idiot: What is the fucking weather?
Me: GO TO THEFUCKINGWEATHER.COM... ASS FUCK.
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When a "bro" backs out on a promise, leaving one alone on a trip to a strip club, another country, lunch, bar, etc.
I drove 68 miles to meet Brad at the strip club only to discover he had canceled. I had been Brad-fucked again.
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sexual intercourse immediately following a national disaster, death, or terrorist attack to help one cope with said event.
After getting off the tube during the London bombing, Will and I had a mortality fuck.
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to be insincere, to playfully joke around
i didnt really mean what i said, i was just fucking with you
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When a girl has sex with a guy because she feels sorry for him. This can be a boyfriend that she is no longer interested in or a guy who follows her around with sad puppy dog eyes.
Girl 1: I had sex with Dylan because I felt sorry for him. I hope he will go away and leave me alone, now.
Girl 2: What? You gave him a Sympathy Fuck? He is going to stalk you now!
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