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taste of your own medicine; seeking revenge
Your girlfriend blew all your money. Well, you shouldn't be cheating on her... you got your cookie from your own dough, dude!
Catra is one of the main characters of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. She is the deuteragonist and a former antagonist. Starting out as a cadet in the Horde, Catra was soon promoted to the rank of Force Captain and eventually served as Hordak's second in command. After the invasion of the Galactic Horde, Catra briefly served as an agent of Horde Prime. After her reform, she became Adora's girlfriend.
She was raised by the dark sorceress Shadow Weaver along side her then best friend Adora. Shadow Weaver was a cruel and unforgiving mother figure, who would often times chastise, taunt, and mock her in front of Adora.
“Hey, do you like Catra from Shera and The Princess of Power?”
“Yes, I comfort her a lot and relate a lot to her trauma.”
“Yeah, so did you know that i’m a therap-“
Expletive spoken as a tic from a citizen of South Park with tourette's syndrome. While other residents had boring tics like snapping their fingers and grimacing, this particular man shouts various combinations of "piss come from my ass" in succession.
"Whats up, South Park guy!"
"Hi how are... p-p-PISS come from my ASSSS!!! Piss... Ass. Piss COME from my ASS!!!!!!!!!! ahem. excuse me, I meant how are you doing? ASS PISS ASSSSSS!!!!"
I am so gratefull to have met you, i dont know how to tell you how much
i love you there are just no words to express it, i know i told you this already
but its true i just dont know any words to express how i feel about you
when i look at you i am filled with joy and happyness a felling in my chest and stomach
how my heart gets warmer when you smile at me and i just cant help but smile back cause
i am so happy when i see you smile and laugh it just sings to my heart
when you are happy sometimes it makes me tear up i would almost cry
its funny, you are the first person to make me cry ))))
you just make me so happy =,)
I love you from the bottom of my heart i wish i could hold you everyday and just
love you with all my being because i cant live without you
and i dont ever want to lose you the music of my soul,
shit i am tearing up just thinking of holding you =,))
I've never met someone like you to make me feel this way
so loved and so happy, you truly are my wolrd and the only thing that i want
is to make you happy, you are the half of my soul that i was missing
and i wanna thank you for completing me, us, completing us =,) <3
From the love of your life, I LOVE YOU <3
That guy you call at 3:00am that wears khakis
Me: who are you calling at 3:00am
Friend: Jake from State Farm
Me: what are you wear “jake from State Farm”
Jake: uhhhh khakis
To Exchange Sexual Incounters for New Rims and Tires.
Your tires are looking bare , You better call up Jonas from Lander Lube.
A play on "brother from another mother" in spanish which translated means "son from another penis".
Joe's and his brother John have the same momma but different fathers making Joe a Hijto from another pito.