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a sexual act where a man first urinates in his partners mouth and then dips his tesicles in the mouth after urination. Similar to tea bag with a little something extra.
John decided to give Jane a little more something by giving her a golden tea bag.
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Reportedly more rare than a super cougar. This specimen is a very hot 50+ huntress.When not in the den,she can be found hunting for the ultra rare virgin cougee.
***CAUTION*** beware the super golden cougar has a seventh sense -- they can detect when they are being decived by a cougee or potential prey.
In last months issue of National Cougar magazine they featured an article in which a young man describes the after math of an encounter with the rare super golden cougar.He remembers waking up in the E.R of a large hospital to learn that a particular.... part of his body was missing. The investigators described the scence of the attack as the " worst they had ever scene". The only further info they would provide the magazine was that the word "LIAR" was painted in blood through out his apartment.
The rare super golden cougar is a master in detecting deception.
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A black baby that quacks and shits out food stamps
"Praise be Lawd, I found an EBT card in Daquan's diaper-- we got ourselves the Ghetto Golden Goose!"
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A white boy with shaggy blonde hair that both looks like and has the personality of a golden retriever.
Friend 1: Dude, Jack is so fine!
Friend 2: He’s such a golden retriever boy though!
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defined as either/or: When someone urinates in another person's eye; when someone "shoots their load" ie, cums in someones eye.
Example 1: The only thing the girl saw was his dick, before a steaming shot of piss gave her a good ol' fashion golden eye.
Example 2: During sex, Ogelthorpe's condom broke, thus the best plan of action was to pull out before climaxing, instead of shooting his load on a napkin, Ogelthrope gave his girl a golden eye.
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When, while in the doggy style position, the male urinates into the female.
Man, I just golden retrievered some bitch!
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