The likes of which we have never seen

The biggest cliche the world has ever known. Mostly used when crippled by a limited vocabulary. Can pertain to Nuclear war with North Korea, flooding, record breaking Hurricanes that aren't caused by climate change (obviously), inauguration crowds (probably) etc.

Yo' moms: "Have you heard the Don on the news today, addressing the hurricane victims in the trailer park in Naples Florida?"

Me: "Of course. He just made "The likes of which we have never seen" the biggest cliche ever. A cliche, the likes of which we have never seen."

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you may have my peanut shells

1. Statement of thinly veiled elitism. Often used when requestor is not deserving of help, or is not seen as deserving of help by philanthropic elists.

2. Used to define elitism with negative connotations.

While discussing domestic policy of the latest US administration, Jamal does his best impression of the executive leader and states "You may have my peanut shells, working poor."

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why do guys have leg hair

So guys don’t get to close to each other

Why do guys have leg hair? Because you are gay if you feel another guys leg hair with your own

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I just have really high standards

when your talking to a whore and she wants you dick but you dont want STDs.

Its not you, its me, i just have really high standards.

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you don't have to be hungry to read the menu

A fitting term when you're checking someone out but you won't go for them.

Angelina: Look at Dan checking that dude out!
Tucker: I know right? Dan is like, ten years older than him.
Taylor: Who says Dan's going to make a move? You don't have to be hungry to read the menu..

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I have your children in the other room

a way to show your friends how much you want something when they deny it.

dude 1: hey dude wanna come with me to soobway
dude 2: I'm kinda busy at the moment, sorry
dude 1: I have your children in the other room
dude 2: oh shit, but I have your children in the other room too, soooo
dude 1: it didn't have to be this way, all i wanted was a sandwich

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I have u gave aids idiot

„I have you gave aids idiot“ is a cool swaggy hipster term used to tell a girl that she has aids now.

Me: has aids
Girl: u have aids?
Me: no
Girl: k
Girl: rides on my penis
Me: i have u gave aids idiot lol
Girl: cries

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