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A ginger has uncontrollable flatulence, and is often advised to seek medical attention.
I met an irish muffin today, and it was so had I got a restraining order.
The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.
Nerd: NO! Please, don't do the Irish Handlebar!
The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.
I had a Bobby Irish Breakfast last night and my bed sheets are soiled!
Ability to tell someone to F*** off while making them happy to be on their way.
Solicitor: * rings door bell* "Can I sell you...<interrupted>"
You: *Squirts him in face with steak sauce* "Piss off quickly before the wolves smell you. They hunt at night." *howling in distance*
Solicitor: Gladly runs to car and drives off.
Your friend: Wow, that's some Irish Tact in action. He wasn't even mad at you.
To perform fellatio on an erected penis through a freshly cultivated russet potato until completion.
I heard after rugby on the pitch Sean took Declan down to the bog and gave him a starchy Irish oral.
When your employer just stops engaging you or giving you assignments until you just leave.
My boss quit giving me assignments months ago, do you think he’s giving me an Irish Layoff?
When your employer stops engaging you or giving you work to do in the hopes that you’ll just go away.
I’ve been waiting for months for an assignment, do you think I’m getting an Irish layoff?