When a person performs oral sex and then hooks up with another person
Brandon:"Hey man, I just hooked up with Racheal "
Kyle:"Oh no, she blew Justin before that, she gave you jizz spit"
I know it all that argues his point just for the sake of arguing and can never concede he might be wrong so much so hes ready to explode.
Why does that Jizz Lord have to hoard every argument?
When you jizz with a force comparable to that of iron moving at a high speed
"Dude, he just let out an Iron Jizz!"
When a car reaches an old age, at which the paint begins to peel
Rahul: " dude nice RC truck"
Zander: " at least mine isnt sun jizzed!"
When you jerk off so many times in one day that you begin to jizz air because you run out of cum.
I jerked it so many times I had an air jizz
The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant
Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*