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June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.
Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?
fred- No fr?
Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha
fred- Me too bro
June 26 Whoever born on this date is beyond a shadow of a doubt is the most intelligent and attractive and hottest and sexiest and extremely drop dead bloody gorgeous GODSENT FEMALE on the planet you know someone born on this date you better hurry up and girlfriend her up because all men are so over obsessed with her big time
That girl that just walked in i just fainted by looking at her she must be born on June 26!!!
Mihaela: Do you know what day is today ?
Mihai: It’s June 26. Why?
Mihaela:Because today was born that one girl that has a 40 inch dick.
Mihai: Yeah, Petruța!
Tell your bestie kaitlyn happy birthday the most beautiful person is born and they are always horny
Bad bitch is born
June 26 the hottest person is born
National buy your child mcdonalds and ice cream day
kid: its june 16!
mom: oh, lets go get mcdonalds and ice cream
June 16 is national Loona Independence Day
“Omg did you hear Loona was finally free from blockberry creative on June 16th?”
“yea! That day’s Loona Independence Day!”