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MATH-ias

When u catch ya girl cheating but can't do the prerequisite math required to solve the equation.

Damn bro you pulled a MATH-ias after ur girl stayed out overnight

by OG_Breadstick December 24, 2020


DEI Math

When a white supremacist or/and chauvinist suspects that an ill-posed or poorly worded math question, or for that matter any mathematical faux pas, big or small, most likely comes from a woman/person of color/immigrant/LBGTQ.

While a team of math educators-turned-inspectors are still investigating the source of the “confusing” test question that led thousands of students into frustration or panic, the Blamer-in-Chief attributes it to a DEI math problem.

by Numerati January 31, 2025

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The Democratization of Singapore Math

When more and more countries around the globe are fast embracing the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, so as not to be left behind educationally and economically, as they copycat or emulate the best educational practices used by local math educators and tiger parents, who have helped put the “fine” city of Singapore on the world’s math education map.

Like the democratization of music, the democratization of Singapore math ought to force math educators in the city-state to embrace the courage imperative, by turning barriers into breakthroughs, or obstacles into opportunities, if they want to maintain an asymmetric advantage over their counterparts in other high GDP economies.

by Numerati January 15, 2025

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Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots

A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.

by hewhocooks February 5, 2013


skibiti math

means having a strict and nice math teacher with skibiti problems he makes lessons less fun by changing everyone around

teacher: Yo mr Pena
kid 1: Can i sit here?
teacher: No we have a plan
kid 2: ur so skibiti math sir.

by NiggerArchie November 13, 2023


yoko math

Using obviously wrong math to deduce a pre-ordained outcome which makes the reader want to scream like yoko ono

Boyd's calculations of his commute time from Florida to Michigan uses some pretty unrealistic yoko math

by garbagebread June 11, 2024


Bronx Math

bronx math suck mad dick the uniform ugly too

minaj: yoo i fucking hate bronx math

starkeisha: bitch me too let’s drop out

by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020