Matt, you are stinky and funny and you are super duper cute and you are nice and you remind me of a monkey.🐒
Matt is a monkey
Just a straight-forward decent guy
Girl 1: Hey, have u seen Matt?
Guy who wants the girl but cant have her because she is looking for a Matt: No
That kid sitting behind you in the car with a massive shlong and has the dankest of personality. He tends to lick his fingers when your not looking for good luck
Dude a Matt is behind me and I’m so hard right now? Yes I’m so hard right now!
A guy who thinks hes a n amazing parent but is actually terrible at being a parent and is not a good person
Matt (Wii)
Japanese: マット (Matto)
Korean: 오스카 (Oseuka/"Oscar")
Matt
Chiseled out of stone, a lone warrior walks out of the mist. Bro is the character model for perfection. He has 3 inch tall brown flowing hair and he's jacked asl and wears a good vibes hoodie and drinks zoa in the rock shoes. He has no game and it astonishes the most stoic of men.
Girl 1: I love matt but i'm too scared cuz he probably has so much play.
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them
Sometimes helpful but mostly ignores people named kai.!
"Matt? ... Matt!" Matt: "Oh what? sorry."