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Yo dude Michael Jackson is thicc and sexie as hell
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The Best couple in the world
Niamh - Niamh Is the most beautiful thing in the world and smart and funny
That just like Michael + Niamh
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Someone who is gay, academically smart but still somehow and idiot
Stop being such a Michael power
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When one exposes his or herself to another person via the aid of MMS pictures.
Oh he's Doing a Michael!
That's disgusting!
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A guy who loves to kill the happy mood in the room by only walking into said room.
Quote: Common Enemy- Get Michael Craxford
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An overrated NBA player who played in a weak era and was hyped by the media too much that people got boners over him. The bulls were still a contending team without him after his first retirement
Michael Jordan played in a weak era. If he didnt have Scottie Pippen he wouldnt have looked so good. MJ is levels below Kobe and should be thankful to have Pippen on his team
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Someone who looks Chinese, but isn't actually.
Nick: "Hey Mike...Michael Ly!"
Mike: "I'm behind you, idiot."
Nick: "Oh, sorry. Anyway, can you help me out with this Chinese book I have? I'm stuck on this word-"
Mike: "I can't really speak Chinese, sorry."
Nick: "...you mean...you don't know any Chinese? Your own mother/ father-speaking, native language which founded your heritage and the culture of your ancestors?!"
Mike: "Yeah, I don't actually know."
Nick: "So I could call you a tóng xìng and you wouldn't have any fucking clue would you?"
Mike: "No. I am ashamed of myself."
Nick: "That's right. Now go and sit in the corner you tóng xìng. And while you're there, you can cry for me...yes, cry...cry for me!"
Mike: *cries*
Nick: "Cry louder!"
Mikes: *cries more, then takes Samurai sword and performs Harikiri* (this is technically Japanese but we know that Chinese and Japanese are the same thing).
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