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Me: Hey babe, do you want me to pick up some penis diapers?
Her: What the fuck is that?
Me: You know... Condoms.
A term used by people who have undergone surgery to switch from male to female to refer to their former penis.
Guy: I hope I don't get a boner during my presentation.
Girl: Yeah, my Ex-Penis used to do that all the time.
It's an adjective for something that's bad. It could be easily subbed in a sentence for bad or shit, but it's a much cooler way of saying it.
Andy: " Yo Josh, how did your exams go?
Josh: " They went really bad, not gonna lie"
Andy: " Shit bro, that's pretty penis in the sack"
Nic: "weather is a bit penis in the sack today"
Austins penis is so fucken massive that it cant fit in the hole so he will be a virgin his whole life
Austins penis cannot be used
Mr. Collins’s worst enemy, ahhhhh, screamed the small man, as the Penis Man roared very loudly
Ahhh run Connor! It’s penis man
1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male
Also see: baby dick; hagerman
Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.
Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis
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Penis Teeth is a group of fellows whom have all gathered in a community to speak about penis teeth and togetherness.
Hey dude you should join Penis Teeth!
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