hit a cycle

To sleep with four women, in no particular order, where each of the four must be from a different Scandinavian country. This is done over a short period of time (no longer than four days/nights) with no women from other countries being slept with during this time. A natural cycle is to sleep with a woman from each Scandinavian country in this order: Finland, Norway, Sweden, and Denmark. Usually military men from the United States and Canada, stationed somewhere in the EU, participate. This has been known to take place at holiday resorts where women from each Scandinavian country are present abundantly (for example, Thailand). Of course, unlike baseball with observable evidence, whether a cycle is reached or a natural cycle is acheived is rather doubtful, as most men claim success and yet in reality very little has taken place between the braggart and the woman in question.

Example:
Person One: Jim! Where is she from, man?!
Jim: Denmark!
Person One: Think you can hit a cycle?
Jim: I know so, man!

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Hit the Buick

Derived from "Hit the Wall". Getting stuck behind a slow driver after cruising along smoothly. Usually occurs on a two-lane highway in good weather after a long stretch of empty road and is caused by an elderly driver in a Buick (because that's what they buy) going below the posted speed limit.

We were cruisin' nicely on Highway 138 until we hit the Buick and there was no place to pass him.

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hit and run

When you see a hot bitch on the streets and follow her until she goes to her house and knock on the door pretending to be a neighbour and ask if you can come in and have sex and run back to your house and never talk to her again,

Peter: hey Gerald look at that piece of ass
Gerald: damn i should hit and run that

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Bong Hit

Percussive term for a simultaneous bass drum and gong impact.

I can’t believe he missed the bong hit at letter G.

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Hit-Or-Miss

A dead meme from the popular musically clone; Tik Tok.

Hit-Or-Miss, I guess they never miss huh. You got a boyfriend I bet he doesnt kiss ya *mwah*. He go found another girl and he wont miss ya. He go skirt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa

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hit the jets

Sit in a whirlpool/hot tub.

I overdid it in the gym yesterday so today I just want to hit the jets.

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Hit Me On the Slant

When the Senor tells you to go out for a pass, you know he's gonna hitcha on the slant.

Strong Bad: Uh, Mister Senor, sir? Can I have my football back?
Senor Cardgage: You bet! How 'bout I hitcha on the slant?

Strong Sad: OHGH! Somebody hit me on the slant!

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