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emerald nuts

the california nut company with commercials more random than something at mailboxes etc. the weird thing... i get all of them

evesdropping nebraskans... envious nomads... entangled nine-year-olds?

by sk1 September 27, 2004

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Insta Nut

To instantaneously ejactulate

Yo bro that pussy was so good I insta nut

by Swagmoneymillionare March 15, 2015

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Maja Nut

The act of completing orgasm on anything. After the load is shot, it is mandatory to laugh out loud and then exclaim..... MAJA NUT!!!

"Joe was with his bitch getting his dick sucked when all of a sudden he Maja Nut"

by Da Dirt May 23, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


nut deep

The Act of penetrating a womans Vagina or asshole so deep that your nuts are forced partially inside the orifice.

Commmenly associated with slappers, and those women subject to deep penetration.

Sam: My gosh, you sure do have a marvelous axe wound.

Lady: Why thank you, I was just thinking how I would love to take you nut deep in there, forcing you to spew your creamy produce all over my rectum..

by zoggels June 15, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


nut guzzler

Derogatory term for a homosexual male who enjoys swallowing semen from a same sex partner during oral sex.

Sir Elton John is a nut guzzler.

by Larryfun August 11, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nut Hole

The action of one laying on one's back with their feet in the air, and having their nutsack placed gently over the anus, then quite forcefully punched into the anus by a second party. (For spite NOT for pleasure)

Andy lost the bet and was delivered a firm Nut Hole by Caleb.

by Prickly Pears October 22, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nuts to Butts

A formation of military recruits that lines the nude men up in a single-file line such that one man's genitals are essentially pressing against the butt crack of the guy in front of him. This is done during induction between the time the men surrender their civilian clothes and when they are finally issued their military uniforms, to allow the medical examinations and inspections to be expedited.

The Nuts to Butts line up also has the effect of revealing those recruits who enjoy the experience as they would likely sprout an erection and could be rejected by the commanding officers who wanted to weed out homosexuals.

Recruits! I want you to line up nuts to butts and march into the examination room, NOW! MOVE IT!

by Fallo Turgidson October 20, 2013

68๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž