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The Bus Theorum

A hypothesis developed by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!

Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!

by uzifan420 November 9, 2019


E Bus

The worst bus of all the buses, you will definitely be harassed at least once on it and it almost always smells like shit.

“Mom I need some Febreze! This bus sucks!”
“Of course it sucks, this is the E bus!”

by anxi3_t3a October 21, 2021


I'm taking the bus

Gay "code" for saying you're about to go and get sodomized.

Where you going?

I'm taking the bus

Well alright, be careful son

by AJiwnl September 19, 2023


bus person

when there is a situation where you would normally call someone a retard or retarded but you dont want to be offensive so you say that they are a bus person instead.

why do you think she would do that?”
cuz shes the biggest bus person ive ever met”

by godofthebuspeople September 23, 2021


double decker bus

when you live in a dorm and both you and the people above you are having sex at the same time.

our upstairs neighbors are having a double decker bus with us rn.

by pseudonymforyourname November 18, 2022

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Bus Johnson

A well known hater. He is someone who hates on others for no other reason other than to hate. He can be found at football fields or Pistons Bar in Long Beach, CA.

Man, where is Bus Johnson.

He's at Pistons!

by El Jefe Soto March 16, 2022


Battle Bus

A vehicle that defys all laws of physics by transporting 100 people in a 30 seater bus through the air being propelled by an oversized balloon. At random intervals some passengers chose to vacate the bus to their inevidable doom.

Most passengers of this bus are virgins or going through a divorce.

I'm leaving you Insert your name here All you ever do is circle jerk your friends on that Battle Bus

by Dailystraw July 9, 2019