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Evil-tempered older first cousin to the famous mustachioed musician/actor.
Piss Pissedofferson, like the high-handed WestPoint-steeped paternal relatives of his well-known cousin Kris, wasn't at all happy when Kris chose to leave military service for more peaceful choices of employment.
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To pee into the toilet to try remove and remove someone elses skid marks
Eddie - Don't you hate it when you go to pee and there are skid marks in the bowl?
Merv - Yeah Dude, and you have to use the piss chisel to try and remove them!
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What your body extracts when you reach Mach 1.
Val Kilmer (Iceman) once experienced supersonic piss on the set of Top Gun. Luckily it was one of the last days of shooting because he was in a coma for 10 days afterwords.
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(n) The distracted mental state resulting from a serious need to urinate. Usually resulting in a delay to relieving said need.
I totally screwed up the last 3 answers on the exam because I had Piss Brain.
My Piss Brain was so acute I had a hard time unzipping my pants.
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To take a home pregnancy test.
Worried about potentially being pregnant, Jessica went to the bathroom to piss the stick.
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The awkward silence/tension between people in a bathroom which is broken by the sound of urine sloshing and then awkwardly being muted by aiming the urine away from the collected water in the toilet/urinal.
Thing 1: "Ugh dude I was just in the bathroom and my friends dad was in there and I made the most awkward piss plop."
Thing 2: "Did he look over?"
Thing 1: "Total 90 degree head whip."
Thing 2: "Sucks."
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