Russian Ice Hockey

When two or more people stick their dicks into water/sleet during the winter. Loser's dick freezes first.

Some dumb fuck drunk was tricked into playing Russian Ice Hockey with two of his friends...he lost.

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Russian River Shotgun

Fill the chamber of a bong w/ weed smoke, but don't pull it through. Load an empty whipped cream maker with a canister of nitrous oxide. Remove the empty bowl from your bong and insert the male end of the whipped cream maker in its place. Now you're ready. Timing is everything. Simultaneously pull the weed smoke into your lungs as you pull the trigger of the whipped cream maker, releasing the nitrous oxide through the bong and into your bong rip. Enjoy.

That Russian River Shotgun went right to my dome.

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Ultimate Russian Roulette

You load up 5 bullets in a revolver. You pass the gun around until the last person stands. Try to have six people, it'll be funner that way.

Hey, can I go last in Ultimate Russian Roulette?

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Russian Time-Bomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 50% vodka and 50% Red-wine. Russians are usually the only people to drink this drink, as we all know. russians love there vodka

Bar tender: what can i get you sir?
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.

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russian lentil stew

your monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.

"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"

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baby russian

another definition for a pecker,fanny,wimp,pussy. a commonly used word within the whitfield massive.

:come on, lets go jump that guy.
:no way!!
:dont be such a baby russian.

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russian cucumber

When a guy does diaheeria on the girls chest and then titty fucks her. Then the girl proceeds to blow the diaheeria covered dick.

Jim: I'm gonna shit on your chest, titty fuck you, and then you gonna blow me

Sasha: okay

(15minutes later)

Sasha: what was that it was amazing

Tim: that was Russian cucumber babe

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