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Damn! I had to read 53 WRONG definitions of the RUSTY TROMBONE! It has nothing to do with gay dudes, reach arounds, or assholes. It's when you fuck a chick ON HER PERIOD, then she immediatly blows you. Blood has a distinct taste that can well be described as...rusty.
Guy#1: Yeah, so did you hear Blake was dating that weird, goth, "Twilight" chick?
Guy#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat.
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It's when you have anal sex with someone who has eaten too many Potato Chips and their shit is runny and Oily, then before you cum, you pull it out with oily feces still on it and cum in the air. The feces will shoot in the air resembling a Oil Derick.
Man that girl loved the black oiled cum squirting in the air when I did a Rusty Oil Derrick on her last night!
A real seggsy phrase to describe your sibling
Person 1: hey brotherrrrrr come hereeeee
Person 2: no! Shut up!
Person 1: dont be such a dweeb in a rusty sack.
The sexual act of a woman defecating on a penis before vaginal intercourse while being on her period.
She lovingling performed a rusty catsup bottle with her boyfriend last night.
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a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound
Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?
Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem
Lil T: Sharesees?
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Done while engaging in sexual activities.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.
Damn, Jake just ate a rusty poptart...
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The soft flesshy area of ones anus, usually refered to when it is not in it's cleanest state.
If he says that one more time I'm gonna put my foot up his "rusty sherifs badge".
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