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The act of inserting an object into an orifice, beginning with the larger or more uncomfortable end.
He stuck a toothbrush in his urethra, happy side first.
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A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
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To when your first impression of a girl is sexy till your in bed with her. Which causes you to have a completely different impression on her immediatly
Guy:What the fuck!!!! You grew out a dick. OH MY GOD Girl: im sorry baby. thats just my Attraction side effect. I didnt mean for it to slide out when im horny!
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Hi! Well uh, thi is even more secret than the secret side uh... Heres the nutrition info of the urban dictionary then.
CALORIES
150
Calcium 40mg 2%
Carbohydrate Total 18g 6%
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Total Calories 150
Total Fat 8g 10%
Total Fat Saturated Fat 1g 6%
Total Fat Trans Fatty Acids 0g
Iron 0.3mg 0%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Potassium 50mg 0%
Sodium 210mg 9%
Protein 2g
Sugars 1g
IQ 0.000000001 mg
And that is the nutrition info of the back side of the urban dictionary
A move which is used in sex where a man sticks his penis into a woman's ear and urinates into it.
Last night, I gave my wife a sunny side goofy goober three times.
When the women gets sexually aroused by giving a cattle on done deal a sloppy joe.
That pear looking fat ass milf had a fantastic four sided fanny.