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my true love and the baddie queen
1: omg ximena is alexis unicorn sugar queen
2: oh i’m so happy for them
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A person who is overly large and hairy. Can sometimes be caught holding teachers in the headlock shouting 'SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF' and wearing clothing resembling a mythical being riding a magic carpet.
Person 1: OMG what is that overly large, hairy being??
Person 2: Can you not see those trousers?!? Its obviously the SUGAR PUFF MONSTER! SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF PUFF!
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When you shit on your partner's chest and then your partner comes to spoon with you and rubs it against your back.
Dan had some bad sushi last night and accidently shit on his wife's chest while making love, so she cuddled up with him and gave him a spoonful of brown sugar.
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March 10
First mentioned in early 2023 at a Boca Raton, Florida Planning and Zoning Meeting by a woman who identified herself as Ashley Cream.
The woman gave some numbers about how she believes Florida had the largest per capita population of "Sugar Daddies" in the US, with Miami, Palm Beach, and Boca with the highest concentration of "these aged benefactors."
"Sugar Daddies, both gay and straight, and yes, even Sugar Mommies, are responsible for college educations, cars, homes, rents, jets and the occasional body enhancement."
The woman said that "sugar daddies" help support "our local economy."
Also works with Sugar Mommies too.
Heather: Hey Sara! Whatcha doing Friday?
Sara: I'm celebrating Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day with Paul.
Heather: I gotta get me one of those.
Middle Class Sugar Baby: A female gold digger who goes after highly paid blue collar workers in order to live a great life. She is very pretty in a 80s way.Her targets are Truckers, Police Officers, Firemen, and Oil Riggers. She is a badge bunny, lot lizard, and Buckle Bunny rolled into one. Dress like across between 80s Slut from Long Island and Gothic Lolita. She hits up every cop bar, fire house, and Truck Shop in her state.
Becky is a Middle Class Sugar Baby. She hits up every cop bar, fire house, and Truck Shop in her state. Becky is a badge bunny, lot lizard, and Buckle Bunny rolled into one.
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Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.
Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Another way of saying the word "Shit." By the first letters of the four words spelling out the word SHIT.
"Sugar Honey Ice Tea! I subbed my toe!"
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