destructo-tard

someone hell-bent on performing self-destructive acts after a misfortune, despite requests to be reasonable

Don't hit your phone, you friggin destructo-tard. Just give it a second.

After wrecking his Mercedes, Bill either gained new great zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.

mini tard

a young turdler residing in the greater boston area.

hey mini tard you suck.

G-tard

Short for gay retard

Willie acting fruity, dude is a G-tard

G tard

Someone who completely lacks self awareness, is deluded and has an absurd opinion of themself

"Fairplay I'm the best, arm wrestler, deal maker, straight up genius to walk the earth."
Wtf you on about you g tard, chillisauce ripped you right off you bell

"but kie thinks I'm great"
What a g tard, tut tut

Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised

Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.

tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use

Damn it the tard burglar struck again.

Slav-tard

A person who thinks that the world revolves around Russia, Cyprus, or any country in the former Warsaw Pact area, and that all other militaries are dog-shit.

Johnny: "The US and it's military suck! Go Russia!"
Kyle: "Johnny you fucking slav-tard!"

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