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Toilet Rumble

With a large group of people going to the bathroom and it’s stupid stuff like hanging on the stalls and banging on the stalls and making loud fart noises.

Hey Boys, do you want to go to toilet rumble after school?

by Gavin Hau June 3, 2024


Best Toilet Service (BTS)

Real full form of BTS

Sigma: What is the full form of BTS?

BTSfan: It’s Bangtan Sonyeondan!
Sigma: No, it’s not….
BTSfan: Huh? Then what’s the real full form of BTS?
Sigma: Best Toilet Service (BTS)

BTSfan: 😭😭😭😭

by King of all gamers March 5, 2024


sussy baka grimace shake only in ohio rizzler skibidi toilet

this is a alpha sigma defintion that we do not like to talk about. it scares me because it is so cool! i love using this word, and if your a confused parent, walk into your kids room and say this word to them! they will love you for life!

i am a sussy baka grimace shake only in ohio rizzler skibidi toilet

by andrew tates toilet. January 5, 2024


Reuels toilet

A public bathroom, where the toilets are clotted and filled with diarrhea.

Dude last night after the club, I had to take a shit so badly, that I even used Reuels toilet . It was gross.

by Truth_teller_55 September 13, 2017


Toilet Paper Hoarding

What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.

No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.

Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.

You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.

Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.

My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.

by TauKitty April 21, 2020


Toilet Dweller

A racial slur used towards the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

These fucking toilet dwellers keep clogging my toilet!!

by MatthewPompeepee December 3, 2021


toilet tease

when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture

"hey robbie, how was your 15-minute shit? oh i just got toilet teased"

by hairy taco terminator January 6, 2014