chub check

The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.

Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”

Dumb check

When a person tests another persons knowledge whether it’s general or common sense. Checking to see if the person is dumb, when a person fails to make the cut for having general knowledge, or common sense, or even thinking that they know everything but you can prove that they don’t then they pass the dumb check.

Bruh this person just passed a dumb check cause he asked me organize some stuff for him, which I did, and instead of checking to see for himself he just said that I didn’t do shit and called me annoying.

Congratulations you have successfully passed a dumb check dumbass

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Crep Check

Nice way to greet your friends, mates before you start a conversation. Or just out of randomness.

Hey Alex!
What?

(Crep Check)

Box check

Leaning or bending the knees to check an opponent using one's pubic bone. A box check is performed by a player in a defensive situation trying to stop an attacker from getting past her or trying to separate an attacker from herself.

He came at me so fast I hurt myself a little box checking him.

Check Pink

To fortify a teams defense during a game of soccer.

"If you guys would check pink from time to time, maybe we wouldn't let up so many goals!"

Dry checking

When you are being made fun of in a very subtle way.

Boyyy I know you not dry checking with them busted ass fims (fake Timberlands) on.

"checks and balances" system

A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.

We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.