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When you enter a vagina or anus with your penis and it immediately goes flaccid.
We tried to have sex but I must have been too drunk because I ended up getting a pink ice cream.
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When an black guy cums is the pussy and another black guy cums in the butt
I have that chick and Oreo cream pie .
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The cum residue on the tip of an uncircumcised penis.
Hey girls do you want to go to the Columbus Clippers game? Ice cream helmets are only $4.50 tonight!
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When you finger someone’s pussy and the cum is thick, white and all over your fingers. Sometimes it can smell cheesy.
Bobby: I fingered Meghan yesterday and I made her so horny that I got cream cheese fingers
Billy: That’s awesome did you eat it with lox
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it is not working sorry. btw i work at mcdonalds
the ice cream machine is not working
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A vagina in which a woman has had more than one penis, that has ejaculated.
Tiffany recently fucked another guy, after not washing herself, so she has a box of assorted creams.
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the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.
i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.
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