Ghetto Eagle

To make an eagle on a hole after spraying your first ball OB.
A natural par or otherwise known as a ghetto eagle

ie: way to drain that ghetto eagle brah! too bad you cant keep it in bounds off the tee

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ghetto fence

the fence used in the ghetto homes,they are chain linked fences usualy half the height of regular chain linked fences.

nigga 1;Fuckin cops!
nigga 1:shit nigga hop da fence it aint that hard its short as fuck!
nigga 2:dahm nigga i got shot by the pigs i cant hop dat shit no matter how tall or short dat shit is!
nigga 1:why cant u hop deez ghetto fences nigga?

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ghetto claustrophobia

Same symptoms of claustrophobia only more aggressive.

Ex. (walks in a elevator with more than 5 people)
claustrophobic person: ”Too, many people I feel like a panic attack coming, I must calm down”.
Ghetto claustrophobic person: ” Dam Wtf!? Yall wanna,step back some!? Shieeet tryna get all close n shit tha fuck u think this.is!?Yall can back the fuck up!!!!
(guy in elevator) somebody has aggressive ghetto claustrophobia sheesh.

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Ghetto Retarded

When something goes down that is so ludicrous that all political correctness is thrown by the wayside.

Peter: Man, I caught my girl in bed with my dad last night.

Joseph: Bro, thats just ghetto retarded.

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Ghetto Fairy

Magical creatures of the night that fly into the ghettos of the world and clean them up. Also see ghetto fairies

Child: "Mommy mommy! I think we were visited by a ghetto fairy last night!"
Mom: "Oh you silly little kids and yo imaginations and what not. Ghetto Fairies don't really exist."
(But they do)

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ghetto smart

The ability to use your inner ghettoness to achieve a goal

Kassie is a ghetto smart chic.

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Ghetto Gallop

Going for a jog

time to do the ghetto gallop

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