A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.
When you blow it in her mouth and she hawks it back out like a loogie.
We're getting a divorce because she spit a jizz loogie in her hand and threw it at me!
The act of penetrating someone, and getting them to jizz all over you. Basically cumming, or ejaculating.
"Oh my god, Rebecca, Colin was totally Jizzing in his moms vagina last night!"
Jizzing: An intense feeling of happiness, similar to the phrase ‘buss a nut’
“Oh my god I’m jizzing this pizza is so good”
A luscious lady that looks for men to make them jizz.
Jesse’s momma, the jizz serpent, is on the prowl tonight looking for males to suck dry!
When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww
But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!
He jizz on my ass!
When something is so messed up; or something is so cool.
“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”
“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”